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Lil Dicky - Ex-Boyfriend (Official Video)

First music video off of Dicky's debut mixtape, \"So Hard.\"\n\nDownload the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com\n\nFacebook: \nhttp://facebook.com/LilDickyRap\n\nTwitter:\nhttps://twitter.com/lildickytweets\n\nSoundcloud:\nhttps://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky\n\nBrian Storm on the visuals\nhttp://dreamchaser-films.com\n\nStarring Melissa Soria as Katie\nhttp://twitter.com/meet_melissa\n\nAnd Robert Sidney Mull III as the ex-boyfriend (even hotter in person)\ninstagram: @robertsidneymull\n\nLyrics\n\nVerse 1\n\nNow I been datin this girl named Katie, she hot as hell\nAnd her body crazy, vagina shaven and it dont smell\n\nAnd I don't fall for chickens\nBut this one a little different\nBody sickening, \nplus she really good at making breaded chicken\n\ngot me thinkin she the one man\neven fully clothed, shawty really fun man\nget a lotta hos, but none of those come close\nI swear this the most that I've felt so damn exposedddd\n\noh yeah there's one more thing\nand I know this shit gonna sound insane\nbut I still haven't hit it\nI admit it, I wish I was kidding\n\nNever been up inside before\nBecause shes only fucked one guy before\nand though I really wanna boink this whore\nshe ma sweetie 3.14\n\nso I'm stayin patient, and masterbating, \nand now ma heart is sorta racing\ncuz she said tonight will be the night we do some fornicating \n\nhell yeah, I'm down, i'm bout to go all out\nI'm gonna pound that crazy, like an elaborate black man handshake\n\nBut on the way to crib, we pass this kid, \nand he seem to know who Katie is\nSo I say \"who this\" and she say \ndicky, this is my ex boyfriend Jim\"\n\nChorus 1\n\nand I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type\nbut as I'm lookin at this dude I can't believe my eyes\ncuz he's the best looking guy that I've seen in my whole life\n\nHe's got the thickest head of hair, chiseled jaw, an egregious bod\nMan this the closest thing I've seen to a Grecian god\nAnd now I'm lookin at ma chick, cuz his dick's been inside her rawww\n\nAwww damn\n\nVerse 2\n\nMan this is crazy\nI can't believe this guy used to fuck ma lady\nI bet he left that pussy ravaged like Haiti\n\nKatie's huggin and squeezing his shoulder blades\nAnd I'm buggin and queasy, this aint okay \n\nAnd then they say, \"let's get drinks\" so I say okay\nEven though I was about to get laid!\n\nMan this mafucka look like Ashton\nCombined wit a lil Hugh Jackman\nIn other words, he's so damn attractive\nSo damn tan he gotta have a little black in him\n\nnow I'm in the back wit him, sippin on some yak wit him\nAnd he payin for it all, he investment bankin...\nI'm acting, like i ain't distracted\nbut I'm reenacting him and Katie bangin \n\nand now I'm feelin pissed, so I go and take a piss\nmid stream, I look left and guess who it is\n\nand I had to see, and I was mad discrete\nand I got on my toes and I took a little peek \n\noh my god becky, look at that cock\n\nChorus 2\n\nAnd I ain't usually the one to be the jealous type\nBut as I'm lookin at his dick, I cant believe me eyes\nBecause he's got the biggest cock that I've seen in my whole life\nAnd now I'm starin at this dude's soft dick with a lotta hate\nBecause the shit is plus 8 like Jon and Kate\nAnd I don't know if I can date ma girl after tonighttttt\n\nAw damn\n\nVerse 3\n\nI don't know what to do\ndude's dick is really huge\nI didn't realize a penis could be so smooth\n\nI know she's missin that\nMy penis isn't that\nI'm lookin closer I think that his dick has abs\n\nSix pack on a dick\nNow what the fuck is that\nIt's so long and thick\nIt's like a punching bag \n\nI'm sayin it's so shaven, head is amazing\nGot ma dick looking like a raisin\nSkin tone insane, man he's hung like saddam hussain, its craazzy \n\nWhat the fuck should I do?\nHe gotta Ruth's Chris dick, and mine's a drive thru....\n\nI think it's time to\nTell Katie ma goodbyes\nCuz I simply can't survive\nAfter seeing what was in between his thighs \n\nSo I tell her\n\nChorus 3\n\nthat this dude's gotta dick that I don't comprehend\nI had to move ma neck to see it end to end\nI mean the physics of his dick just don't make any sense \n\nAnd I think it's for the best if this comes to an end\nBecause the sex with him must have been the best\nAnd I would say let's just be friends, \nbut I think I would just think about his dick all the time, so goodbye\n\nthen she told me dicky I don't really know what to say\nbecause I dated this dude in second grade\nso I don't know about his dick, now let's go home and get you laiddd\n\nand then I took her to ma crib, and you know that we belly slapped\nand I gave her an O like I was selling crack, and when I came, \nI pulled out and nutted all over her left thighhh. Aww damn ☺\n\nMy mixtape (and this video) is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.\n\nBeat - How can u stop by Cashous Clay\nCheck out his instrumental mixtape, he's fantastic\nhttp://www.datpiff.com/Cashous-Clay-Uncleared-Instrumentals-mixtape.28553.html\n\nal green sample, check him out on itunes\nhttps://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/al-green/id99603 First music video off of Dicky